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How to Lose a Girl Fast – Part 3

3) Do "Thoughtful" Things From The Beginning

What's better than a nice, thoughtful guy showing up at the door with flowers and candy for the first date? Well, to quote an old Saturday Night Live episode, "Throwing an entire box of thumb tacks on the floor, and rolling around in them naked".

Or maybe taking one of those...you know... serrated knives...yeah, that's it...and putting it between your big toe and second toe and slicing back and forth really fast...and then pouring... you know...hot sauce...yeah, that's it...on the wound!

I hate it when that happens!

But we men do this kind of thing all the time...because it sure sounds good in the moment.

By the way, don't try the thumb tack thing or the hot sauce thing unless you're considering purchasing flowers and candy to bring to a first date. In that case, please take these measures to prevent yourself from acting on the uncontrollable
urges.

If you come on too strong, you appear just like every other predictable Wussboy that has ever tried to make himself look better by giving gifts and food and favors in exchange for attention and approval.

4) Tell Her How You "Feel" About Her Early On

This might be one of my favorites.

I'm starting to think that we guys must come stock with a mechanism that actually compels us to open our big fat mouths and screw things up with only the best women.

I'll call this the "Feeling Confessor" mechanism. It is triggered by strong feelings of attraction and emotion toward an unusually attractive woman.

I've talked to a lot of attractive women in my life. And they all have one similar experience to share...

For some unknown and ungodly reason, men just seem to love telling super hot women how they feel within the first couple of dates.

As you might realize, I get a lot of emails from guys...

And one of the common emails I get goes a little something like this:

"David, I met this unbelievably hot girl...she's smart, interesting, successful...everything seemed to be going well...so I decided to tell her how I
felt...and for some reason she said that she needs some "space" and some "time to be alone"...I don't get it...."

Again, when you do this you're making all kinds of huge mistakes...and basically doing everything you can do to lose her.

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TNA Sacrifice 2009 PPV Review

From Orlando, Florida. Original airdate: 5/24/09

Red d. Kiyoshi on the preshow, Red Star Press -- pin (**1/2).

Crowd points out that Amazing Red is, in fact, Amazing. Anyways, this was an extended Impact Special, though it was fun enough. Red looks a lot better with those new tights. He doesn't look like a backyard wrestler.

Foley arrives in a car. Hehe, Sting arrives in a bee coloured car and Foley arrives in an old banger.

Eric Young & Lethal Consequences d. Motor City Machine Guns & Sheikh Bashir, Lethal roll up -- pin Bashir (14:00, ***1/2).

Eric Young's back from being raped by Fat Joe. Anyways, this was fun and energetic and great way to start the show. Matches like that are what made me initially love TNA, though it lost all semblance of a tag team match halfway through as I seriously didn't know who the legal man was at the end. And Don West is more annoying than usual as his mic has been turned way up.

Taylor Wilde d. Daffney in a Monster's Ball match -- TKO (4:00, DUD).

Nothing match as calling it a "Monster's Ball" raised expectations that it couldn't meet. Post-match, Dr. Stevie wanted Abyss to put Wilde through some tacks, but he hesitated. Lauren then came out to stop him, so Stevie put his hands on her and Abyss chokeslammed him into the tacks for his troubles. Daffney losing this was weird, especially as it didn't really tie into the post-match stuff anyway.

Meanwhile, Borash says that two former world champs and a new Knockout will appear on Impact next week.

X-Division champion Suicide draws with Daniels -- time-limit draw (17:00, **).

MCMG caused Suicide to lose in 12 minutes, but Daniels didn't want the title that way, so he wanted 5 more minutes, in which he ran out of time. Poor guy. Match was OK, but not good.

Knockouts champion Angelina Love d. Awesome Kong, rollup -- pin (7:00, *).

End came when Love sprayed Kong, but nothing actually came out of the spray bottle, but Kong sold it anyway. Wow, I was predicting a Kong squash and this wasn't quite the Knockouts match I was expecting. Post-match, Angie eats a pair of Implant Busters.

Meanwhile, Sting promises to retire on his terms.

Samoa Joe w/ fear for cardio d. Kevin Nash, Coquina Clutch -- submission (8:00, DUD).

Joe needs a tan. Brown pants and his white flabby gut just don't look right. Anyways, I was surprised by Nash getting killed here and this was easily one of the worst matches of the night as Joe looked like crap. They actuality had a decent match at Turning Point all things considered. Joe went haywire post-match, killing referees then Steiner came out to check on Nash once Joe was gone. It's funny how Joe came across as more of a killer when he didn't have a knife.

Beer Money d. British Invasion in a 3D Invitational Final, Storm superkick -- pin Williams (12:00, ***).

Good tag action as it was entertaining. Beer Money are actuality better faces than heels right now as when Robert Roode got the hot tag, I thought I was watching a tag match from the Rock N Roll Express. Beer Money shake with 3D, post-match.

TNA Legends champion AJ Styles d. Booker T in a I Quit Match -- towel throw (16:00, ***).

Every time I hear Book's TNA theme, all I can think is DAMN I miss the Harlem Heat music. End came when Jenna Morasca threw in the towel. Anyways, this was a good match, one of Booker's best in TNA, but the finish turned me off big-time as "unrelated person throwing in a towel into the ring and the ref calling the match" is my least favorite finish ever. And the fact that this match ONLY existed to put over the Sharmelle/Jenna feud? Disgusting.

Sting d. TNA World champion Mick Foley, Kurt Angle, & Jeff Jarrett in a Ultimate Sacrifice Match, (14:00, ***).

End came when Sting suplexed Foley on the floor while Jarrett gave Angle a stroke off the middle rope onto a chair in the ring (SUPER CHAIR STROKE~!), but Sting jumped in and pinned Angle to become the new leader of the MEM, but not the champion (THAT DAMN ULTIMATE OPPORTUNIST STING~!). Again, this was an entertaining match, but hated the dumb rule where you had to pin Foley to become champ. Even the ref looked confused when the bell rung. There was no indication on the television that you had to pin Foley to win the title, the whole idea was that each guy was sacrificing their stake to win the title not take Jeff Jarrett's stake away, or becoming a Mafia leader or retiring Sting for good.

Final Thoughts: This PPV wasn't bad, but it was just so boring. That's TNA in a nutshell. It's not WCW Millionaire Club bad though, as the actual wrestling wasn't bad at all. From a booking perspective, the main event and the I Quit match were big turn offs. Did you know beforehand that Foley had to be pinned in order to lose the title?

Death Threat of the Night: Russo - his stench strikes again. Why the hell would someone decide to become the leader of a crappy stable instead of the top champion? Man, logic and Russo don't mix together very well.

Best Match of the Night: The Opener - reminded me of the old school X-Division matches.

Worst Match of the Night: Nash v. Joe - Joe looked so unmotivated.

Jobber of the Night: Nash for doing the clean job.

Blown Spot of the Night: No spray coming out of the spray bottle.

Surprise of the Night: Ref Bump? In a TNA Main Event? Inconceivable!

Well Done: Sting pinning Angle was the most harmless outcome, and therefore, probably the stupidest ending outside of Jarrett becoming the new Godfather.

Over Done: Don West - he sucks as a heel commentator. I just don't buy him as a heel at all. You can't make someone a heel broadcaster that easily. The reason JBL and Lawler were so great was because they were heels for most of their careers.

Screw the Smarks: Jenna Morasca throwing in the towel. Bret and Helen Hart say hello.

Idiot of the Night: Bashir - using WMD in your move names? This is 2009, not 2003, right?

Thank God For: They didn't kill 10 minutes with the trophy presentation.

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